From Michael.Dennehy@bertelsmann.de Wed Jul 25 14:23:14 2001 Return-Path: Delivered-To: 48ers@skynet.ie Received: from mx5.bertelsmann.de (mx5.bertelsmann.de [62.52.71.36]) by holly.csn.ul.ie (Postfix) with ESMTP id F29182B461 for <48ers@skynet.ie>; Wed, 25 Jul 2001 14:23:13 +0100 (IST) Received: by mx5.bertelsmann.de with Internet Mail Service (5.5.2653.19) id ; Wed, 25 Jul 2001 15:22:33 +0200 Message-ID: <150E204E37AAD211980D0000F689472805568B81@debage51.bertelsmann.de> From: Michael.Dennehy@bertelsmann.de To: jjacobs@bol.com, Peppe.Fragapane@bertelsmann.de, Tracy.ODonovan@bmg.co.uk, Aine.NiShe@bertelsmann.de, 48ers@skynet.ie, bhunt@symantec.com, ian.dempsey@fmr.com, jasmurphy@esat.com, jcostello@eurologic.com, ronan.keane@intel.com, elizabeth_doyle@lionbridge.com, davidlyons2001@yahoo.com, marina.maher@boiss.boi.ie, maurice.foley@cie.ie, Ciaran.moriarty@esat.com, niamh.clancy@cie.ie, royenright@hotmail.com, sarah.reeves@boimail.com, trevor.m.neylon@aib.ie, rory.m.liddane@aib.ie, KENIHANA@bsci.com, Orla.M.Comerford@aib.ie, Dermot.Leahy@boimail.com Subject: FW: THE FIRST WORTHWHILE CHAIN LETTER Date: Wed, 25 Jul 2001 15:22:30 +0200 MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Mailer: Internet Mail Service (5.5.2653.19) Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" > -----Original Message----- > From: Keanly, Mike, NMG-MS > Sent: Wednesday, July 25, 2001 2:10 PM > To: Dennehy, Mike, NMG-SD4; Williams, Suzanne, NMG-MS > Subject: FW: THE FIRST WORTHWHILE CHAIN LETTER > > > > THE FIRST WORTHWHILE CHAIN LETTER > > This chain letter was developed by virile men in order to make their > sexlife even more fantastic. As opposed to normal chain letters, this one > costs nothing, and you can only win. > > Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your best friends who are just as virile > as you. Then anaesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton > (don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at > the > top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you > will receive > 823,542 women through the post. > > Statistically, among those women, will be at least: > > 0.5 miss worlds > 2.5 models > 463 wild nymphos > 3,234 good-looking nymphos > 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms > 40,198 bi-sexual women > > In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and > tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all, your > original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to > you. > > DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER > > One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his > friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent > her > off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial expression > > on her face. On the same day, the international supermodel > he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to > live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter.) > While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me > has already > received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion. > Outside his ward are 452 more packages. > > YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL > > This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sexlife. No > expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that > only interest women) just so that you can screw her. No obligations, no > grumpy > mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement. > > Do not hesitate: send this letter today to 9 of your best friends. > > PS: Even when you have no girlfriend, you can use your vacuum cleaner. > > PPS: This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can > prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake. > > (Must dash, the post has just arrived.) > >