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if you're not falling a lot, then you're not trying hard enough
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Snowboarding Preamble
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Snowboarding is legendary fun. Everybody should try it, though preferably on different slopes :)
When you start there are a few things you should know. Yes it's just snow but fall on it a few
times and it does hurt. When you fall, and you will, tighten your hands into fists. Or buy a pair
of those fingerless mitteny things, you know the ones that keep all you fingers together. The most
common accidents for people starting snowboarding are sprained thumbs and broken fingers. Now,
lemmie see, oh yeah to turn the board lean to the front. That will make the board turn downslope.
Then lean toward whichever direction you want to go. Bend your legs coming into a turn, straighten
up on the apex and bend again coming out. This makes the turn sharper and easier to control. It is
advised that you don't snap your trailing leg out to kick the board into a turn. This is because
it's quite habit forming and will cause you problems off-piste in deeper powder. When you get
comfortable with the slower carving turns (the leaning rather than forcing, edge to edge turns, lean
into the mountain as much as possible and drag your hand in the snow :)) you can try the fast snap
turns. These can be very useful going through moguls (mounds of snow in platforms center piste) or
the steeper blacks. When off piste lean back slightly on the board to avoid digging in the front
and use only the carving turns.
Once you can turn you can try switching. It can be quite tricky at
first. Most people when starting will be able to go fakey down a slope (leading with the opposite
foot, i.e. if goofey then leading with left and if regular, right). Switching is alternating between
the two while carving. It's easiest to practice switching on a turn. Assume your stance is regular (left
foot forward) and you are traversing the piste from right to left. Lean backward well into the mountain
and bend your knees. Shift your weight to your trailing leg (right) and lean such that your left starts
going upslope. Now lean downslope (right again) and straighten both legs. The board has now turned
slightly and you find yourself travelling left to right, bend both legs and lean back into the piste.
You are now leading with your right leg and can "kinda" switch. Try this for a while and then practise
doing the full switch while going in the same direction. While practising the turns try a few in the
fakey position going from heel to toe and back on several linked turns. Your weigth movement will be
same, lean downslope then into the mountain. To go fakey while still travering in the same direction
is more difficult. Start again going right to left across the piste, turn upslope leading with the left,
lean downslope and shift from heel to toe (with that fun flat board pivot :)) now lean forward into the
slope, on your toes right foot forward, right to left accross the piste. Swop back again or turn fakey
and keep practising, now you can switch.
So try flat boarding down a slope, start with a blue and see
how much speed you can actually pick up, sweet, gnarly, rad and so forth. This can be very scary at first
but will help you no end in landing jumps later. You start by flatening out the board and pointing
directly downhill. Now squat down very, very low. So you can touch your toes :) Keep your center of
balance low and try and control the wobbles by alternating from one edge to the other. The correct way
you should end up doing this kind of run is leaning your body forward and back from edge to edge while
making a very slowly weaving spiral on the piste. I found trying to stay on the flat of the board for as
long as possible far more exhilerating but less controllable. When you do hit bumps, mogels or outright
ramps comit totally to it and try and hit with planty of speed. Just after your trailing foot has gone
over the edge snap down on the flexible rear of the board. This will bend and spring back as in a skateboard
ollie and will give you far bigger air. Try not to panic when you land as your speed will have suddenly
increased. When landing remember it's a slope not a flat though your mind's sense of balance will be
telling you otherwise. Try not to land on your edge (or your head) and keep going. You don't particularly
want an enthusistic boarder or glorified pedestrian (skier) landing on you poles first. Great, now find some bunny slopes (green or blue) and hurl yourself
energetically down them at skiers.
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| Livigne
was the first ski resort I've had the good fortune to find myself in. Livigne
is in northern Italy. Just north of Milan/Monza and nestled in the Alps. It is absolutely gorgeous. I
cut my teeth on a nice little red slope and fell alot the first day. Then I had me a little go
off-piste and fell some more. The village itself is small. The accomodation was very cheap and quite
good. We shared an apartment between three, two beds, on suite, kitchen and seperate board/boots storage.
It also had a bar/resteraunt downstairs and a games room, neither of which we spent any time in. The slopes,
the view, the prices, the people, the climate, the bombardinis were all fantastic. This nightlife on the
other hand existed only from about 5:30 to 10:30 and then all the little once a years sports people went off
to beddie-byes. It left us in a good position to get up early every morning and get the most from the
night's powder fall. It snowed every night we were there :). Basically excellent boarding and very poor
nightlife.
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Slopes
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Absolutley superb steep powder runs and spacious pistes all the way. Breathtaking
views, fast runs under roads on bridges and snow fall every night. The runs were
steeper than equivalents I've seen elsewhere.
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Instruction
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A friend of mine showed me how to get on a ski lift and then lead me up a red...
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Nightlife
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Very poor. Nothing authentically local though they all spoke Italian. Everyone
was pretty much in bed by 10:30 after five hours of conga line with children
singing "Avanté, Avanté, vanté, vanté, vanté !!!" Oh what fun. That and most pubs
seemed addicted to the Cranberries and U2. There were pool tables though and
pretty much unused ones at that. Resplendent with plastic weighted cues and huge
balls/pockets. The high point was getting free mulled wine at the outdoor ice rink.
Nah, not worth it for the nightlife.
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Women/locals
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Not a sausage, nothing doing, nada! The only available girls there were barely legal
and had come on their first skiing trip with mammy and daddy. Shockingly poor effort,
we kept hearing rumours of a slope "somewhere over there" which was purported to be full
of Italian snowboarding shred betties. We never found it. This place was so bad that none
of us even saw a girl we had any inclination to talk to... ouch.
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Drink/Food
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Cheap and plentiful, which begs the question why wasn't anyone enjoying it in rampant abundance?
Oh well, yeah fantastic portions food wise, really expensive coke, but cheap beer. If you go here
you have to try the Bombardinis, local speciality. It's a hot egg liquer topped with cream. "Un
Bombardini, por favour", it will make those numb little toesies in your boots come back to life.
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Accomodation
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Excellent, clean, warm, spacious and comfortable. We stayed right beside the slopes and our socks
were dry every morning. What more can you ask? It cost about €177 each for three sharing, one bunk
bed and one double.
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Equipment
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Custom Burton Jim Riply signature board. Basically the dogs bollocks equipment wise. Light, flexible
and really cool looking :) If there was anyone to impress we'd have been well in there.
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| Bottrop
is an indoor artifical snow slope in Germany. An hour and a half north of Koln (Cologne). It was built by
a boarder and is the largest of its kind in Europe measuring 650 metres long and about 20/30 wide. It's
built over an old coal mine and has one turn in the middle. One quarter pipe to start, a bunny slope and
the equivalent of a blue down. Slow lift back up and only one real jump.
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Slopes
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Nice place to practise if you happen to be close by. Not very steep though.
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Nightlife
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Nice little bar, great beer. Oh and something very like a Greek mafia pub up the road.
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Accomodation
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There's a hotel accross the road if you really want to stay. Only total beginners will get
anything from a prolonged stay though. A few hours is enough to remind yourself what fun it
all is and how you really need to live near a big snowy mountain.
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Equipment
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Surprisingly good and cheap too. It cost us about €6 for the day ALL inclusive
(boots/bindings/board/pass, even gloves!)
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| Soll/Soell/Söll
Nothing in this resort is really outstanding by itself. The combination, however, of everything
Soll has to offer will leave you speechless, sleepless and grinning from binding to binding. It
was fantastic!
nail/log, karyoki, Telefunkin U45, rep, women, bold stuff, black 45 in the fog, rocks, streams,
mogels, trees, road jumps, runaway boards, fakey 360s, switching, powder runs, skier v boarder races,
sleep deprevation, food, broken shoulders, Eve, Elenare, Sharon, Nicci, Nicola, "the cheeky girls", Caroline
(Monarch), ice, slush, powder, mud hike!, closed runs, Glacial Eis, B52s, Austrian Cocks (it's a cocktail...),
snowboard computer games at night :), etc etc.
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Slopes
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Some really nice runs. The reds were all really wide allowing great carving and jumping
opportunities. Some patches of ice on the lower runs were irritating and there was poor snow cover
in some parts. Try and stay off the blues they tend to have dead patches and uphill sections,
basically you're a boarder not a hiker. The back of the main peak Hohe Salve provided some powder
and respite from the skier traffic. There were some really nice off piste sections which allowed
road jumping, stream jumping and drops over scary looking rock faces. It was all doable and really
lead to a feeling of accomplishment at the end of each afternoon.
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Instruction
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Superb. The intermediate class was split into two groups of five based on ability. We were taught
jumping, switching, off piste, black runs and shown quite a lot of the Ski Welt area. The instructer
we got was very aware of us enjoying ourselves rather than force technique like a school marm. I
appreciated this and learnt quite a lot during the week.
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Nightlife
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Hmmm, interesting. There are four pubs in Soll and in a typical night you end up in all of them. So
be nice, you will meet all of these people again and again during your stay... Pub
Austria is quiet, we stop there for a few games of pool and to check mail. Next on the route is Pub 15.
I wasn't really impressed with this one, it didn't offer much in the way of charachter. On then to the
Apre Ski, Salven Stadt. Great live music and a log game. The log game consisted of a hammer, a glass of
three inch nails and a great big log. You tap the nail in a bit and then have to whack it all the way
in with the blade of the hammer. The girls working here were fantastic and kept the WeiS Bier flowing.
Then on to the night club in the shape of a giant barrel, Whisky Mule. Ouch, that one nearly killed us. The
drink! At the end of the night 3:00, if you were still game the Buffalo is open until about 7:00 and has
a Foosball table.
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Women/locals
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Women were scarce enough on the ground but really if you don't find one or two you're just not making
the effort :) They were really nice. The Austrian girls I meet seemed an awful lot friendlier when
I spoke German to them than English though the conversation was somewhat limited. The package we booked
came with the additional bonus of a girl for me :) OK, so I'm lazy, I kissed the rep. Really nice girl
though. We didn't see much of her during the week... Oh well. Then there was a limpet but lets not get
into that. We did meet a handful of English girls wearing "cheeky girls" tee shirts so the group was
divided and conquered. It was a very well executed and unspoken plan culmulating in a reopening of Irish
English negotiation. Smooth. The nicest I meet was Eve who works in the Salven Stadt. The highlight of
that encounter was a snowboard run together on the last day and the ability to order a pint several feet
from the bar. Pity that, I'd have liked to be somewhat more amorous :)
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Drink/Food
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The food and drink were excellent. The beer cost €3 a pint (except Whicky Mule - €3.50 a half!). We ate
out twice during the week in Giovanis and Dorf n'Stub. Gio's was REALLY cheap and the portions would
have given Homer pause. (Incidently the Simpson's is funnier dubbed! "Ich habe doh!") The Dorf was a little
more expensive but we had really succulent lumps of steak there. The medium-rare is quivalent to an Irish
rare though...
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Accomodation
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Interesting. It was quite close to the slopes and had great food (after the first night's disappointing morsel).
We stayed in the Eggweirt Hotel. Each room was two sharing but there were only double beds. The mattress split
but the bed didn't (very strange) so I took one off and slept on the floor. Clothes didn't dry in the room as
there was no direct heat. It was warm enough but there was just no drying. The balconies were nice though :)
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Equipment
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Bad, just bad. Well there again I think I was just unlucky. On the first day I was give ski boots and
an Alpine Rider style speed board. These are narrow affairs which are designed to go really fast in one
direction and are about as manouverable as shopping trolley roller skates. It was evil and pretty much
caused most of my week's muscles pains. The next day I traded it in for a very nice flexible freestyle
Oxygen board and soft boots, huge improvement. Then on the last day the board was taken out by some muppet
and I had to settle for a lump of wood strapped to my ankles. Oh well. The worst thing about the whole
affair was that during the week the locker room we kept our equipment in closed at 5:00. Now the lifts
close at 4:30 so the general idea should be to go up as high as possible at 4:15 and take a long route home.
Suffice it to say we had to bring the equipment back to the hotel a couple of times...
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Checklist if you go snowboarding
try and check venues and guides online first
long sleeve tee shirts (several), one should be all you need under the jacket
something to wear at night (combats, shoes, dry things)
sunscreen (small bottle to reapply after face falls :)
deep heat (for all your muscle pain, careful now, not an attractive smell :)
plastic bottle for water (most Apres only sell glass bottles!)
lip balm
usual holiday stuff (tootbrush, deoderant etc.)
long, thick socks, preferably snowboarder specific (extra padding)
very durable, water proof glooves
ski-mask
sunglasses (just not cool wearing the ski-mask outside the Apre Ski)
tight, wooly hat (must look cool)
water proof twin strap bag with sub compartments
snowboarding pants
snowboarding jacket
camera
cigarettes/lighter (NOT matches!)
ski map/ski lift pass
wallet, there are Apre Skis and resteraunts at points down long slopes
mantra, you need something to sing passed skiiers (mine is now
Mudvayne's "I, I stand, not falling, not falling down")
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What not to bring on the slope
woolly gloves or gloves that tear easily
jumper
single strap bags
anything not waterproof (books, jeans etc.)
walkman/cds etc.
scarf (euch!)
beard (you don't want go-faster tan lines on your face)
girlfriend
skis (heh, heh...)
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