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if you're not falling a lot, then you're not trying hard enough
Livigne Bottrop Soll (Photos)
Andorra Park City, Utah
Snowboarding Preamble

Snowboarding is legendary fun. Everybody should try it, though preferably on different slopes :) When you start there are a few things you should know. Yes it's just snow but fall on it a few times and it does hurt. When you fall, and you will, tighten your hands into fists. Or buy a pair of those fingerless mitteny things, you know the ones that keep all you fingers together. The most common accidents for people starting snowboarding are sprained thumbs and broken fingers. Now, lemmie see, oh yeah to turn the board lean to the front. That will make the board turn downslope. Then lean toward whichever direction you want to go. Bend your legs coming into a turn, straighten up on the apex and bend again coming out. This makes the turn sharper and easier to control. It is advised that you don't snap your trailing leg out to kick the board into a turn. This is because it's quite habit forming and will cause you problems off-piste in deeper powder. When you get comfortable with the slower carving turns (the leaning rather than forcing, edge to edge turns, lean into the mountain as much as possible and drag your hand in the snow :)) you can try the fast snap turns. These can be very useful going through moguls (mounds of snow in platforms center piste) or the steeper blacks. When off piste lean back slightly on the board to avoid digging in the front and use only the carving turns.

Once you can turn you can try switching. It can be quite tricky at first. Most people when starting will be able to go fakey down a slope (leading with the opposite foot, i.e. if goofey then leading with left and if regular, right). Switching is alternating between the two while carving. It's easiest to practice switching on a turn. Assume your stance is regular (left foot forward) and you are traversing the piste from right to left. Lean backward well into the mountain and bend your knees. Shift your weight to your trailing leg (right) and lean such that your left starts going upslope. Now lean downslope (right again) and straighten both legs. The board has now turned slightly and you find yourself travelling left to right, bend both legs and lean back into the piste. You are now leading with your right leg and can "kinda" switch. Try this for a while and then practise doing the full switch while going in the same direction. While practising the turns try a few in the fakey position going from heel to toe and back on several linked turns. Your weigth movement will be same, lean downslope then into the mountain. To go fakey while still travering in the same direction is more difficult. Start again going right to left across the piste, turn upslope leading with the left, lean downslope and shift from heel to toe (with that fun flat board pivot :)) now lean forward into the slope, on your toes right foot forward, right to left accross the piste. Swop back again or turn fakey and keep practising, now you can switch.

So try flat boarding down a slope, start with a blue and see how much speed you can actually pick up, sweet, gnarly, rad and so forth. This can be very scary at first but will help you no end in landing jumps later. You start by flatening out the board and pointing directly downhill. Now squat down very, very low. So you can touch your toes :) Keep your center of balance low and try and control the wobbles by alternating from one edge to the other. The correct way you should end up doing this kind of run is leaning your body forward and back from edge to edge while making a very slowly weaving spiral on the piste. I found trying to stay on the flat of the board for as long as possible far more exhilerating but less controllable. When you do hit bumps, mogels or outright ramps comit totally to it and try and hit with planty of speed. Just after your trailing foot has gone over the edge snap down on the flexible rear of the board. This will bend and spring back as in a skateboard ollie and will give you far bigger air. Try not to panic when you land as your speed will have suddenly increased. When landing remember it's a slope not a flat though your mind's sense of balance will be telling you otherwise. Try not to land on your edge (or your head) and keep going. You don't particularly want an enthusistic boarder or glorified pedestrian (skier) landing on you poles first. Great, now find some bunny slopes (green or blue) and hurl yourself energetically down them at skiers.

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Livigne was the first ski resort I've had the good fortune to find myself in. Livigne is in northern Italy. Just north of Milan/Monza and nestled in the Alps. It is absolutely gorgeous. I cut my teeth on a nice little red slope and fell alot the first day. Then I had me a little go off-piste and fell some more. The village itself is small. The accomodation was very cheap and quite good. We shared an apartment between three, two beds, on suite, kitchen and seperate board/boots storage. It also had a bar/resteraunt downstairs and a games room, neither of which we spent any time in. The slopes, the view, the prices, the people, the climate, the bombardinis were all fantastic. This nightlife on the other hand existed only from about 5:30 to 10:30 and then all the little once a years sports people went off to beddie-byes. It left us in a good position to get up early every morning and get the most from the night's powder fall. It snowed every night we were there :). Basically excellent boarding and very poor nightlife.

Slopes Absolutley superb steep powder runs and spacious pistes all the way. Breathtaking views, fast runs under roads on bridges and snow fall every night. The runs were steeper than equivalents I've seen elsewhere.
Instruction A friend of mine showed me how to get on a ski lift and then lead me up a red...
Nightlife Very poor. Nothing authentically local though they all spoke Italian. Everyone was pretty much in bed by 10:30 after five hours of conga line with children singing "Avanté, Avanté, vanté, vanté, vanté !!!" Oh what fun. That and most pubs seemed addicted to the Cranberries and U2. There were pool tables though and pretty much unused ones at that. Resplendent with plastic weighted cues and huge balls/pockets. The high point was getting free mulled wine at the outdoor ice rink. Nah, not worth it for the nightlife.
Women/locals Not a sausage, nothing doing, nada! The only available girls there were barely legal and had come on their first skiing trip with mammy and daddy. Shockingly poor effort, we kept hearing rumours of a slope "somewhere over there" which was purported to be full of Italian snowboarding shred betties. We never found it. This place was so bad that none of us even saw a girl we had any inclination to talk to... ouch.
Drink/Food Cheap and plentiful, which begs the question why wasn't anyone enjoying it in rampant abundance? Oh well, yeah fantastic portions food wise, really expensive coke, but cheap beer. If you go here you have to try the Bombardinis, local speciality. It's a hot egg liquer topped with cream. "Un Bombardini, por favour", it will make those numb little toesies in your boots come back to life.
Accomodation Excellent, clean, warm, spacious and comfortable. We stayed right beside the slopes and our socks were dry every morning. What more can you ask? It cost about €177 each for three sharing, one bunk bed and one double.
Equipment Custom Burton Jim Riply signature board. Basically the dogs bollocks equipment wise. Light, flexible and really cool looking :) If there was anyone to impress we'd have been well in there.
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Bottrop is an indoor artifical snow slope in Germany. An hour and a half north of Koln (Cologne). It was built by a boarder and is the largest of its kind in Europe measuring 650 metres long and about 20/30 wide. It's built over an old coal mine and has one turn in the middle. One quarter pipe to start, a bunny slope and the equivalent of a blue down. Slow lift back up and only one real jump.

Slopes Nice place to practise if you happen to be close by. Not very steep though.
Nightlife Nice little bar, great beer. Oh and something very like a Greek mafia pub up the road.
Accomodation There's a hotel accross the road if you really want to stay. Only total beginners will get anything from a prolonged stay though. A few hours is enough to remind yourself what fun it all is and how you really need to live near a big snowy mountain.
Equipment Surprisingly good and cheap too. It cost us about €6 for the day ALL inclusive (boots/bindings/board/pass, even gloves!)
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Soll/Soell/Söll Nothing in this resort is really outstanding by itself. The combination, however, of everything Soll has to offer will leave you speechless, sleepless and grinning from binding to binding. It was fantastic! nail/log, karyoki, Telefunkin U45, rep, women, bold stuff, black 45 in the fog, rocks, streams, mogels, trees, road jumps, runaway boards, fakey 360s, switching, powder runs, skier v boarder races, sleep deprevation, food, broken shoulders, Eve, Elenare, Sharon, Nicci, Nicola, "the cheeky girls", Caroline (Monarch), ice, slush, powder, mud hike!, closed runs, Glacial Eis, B52s, Austrian Cocks (it's a cocktail...), snowboard computer games at night :), etc etc.

Slopes Some really nice runs. The reds were all really wide allowing great carving and jumping opportunities. Some patches of ice on the lower runs were irritating and there was poor snow cover in some parts. Try and stay off the blues they tend to have dead patches and uphill sections, basically you're a boarder not a hiker. The back of the main peak Hohe Salve provided some powder and respite from the skier traffic. There were some really nice off piste sections which allowed road jumping, stream jumping and drops over scary looking rock faces. It was all doable and really lead to a feeling of accomplishment at the end of each afternoon.
Instruction Superb. The intermediate class was split into two groups of five based on ability. We were taught jumping, switching, off piste, black runs and shown quite a lot of the Ski Welt area. The instructer we got was very aware of us enjoying ourselves rather than force technique like a school marm. I appreciated this and learnt quite a lot during the week.
Nightlife Hmmm, interesting. There are four pubs in Soll and in a typical night you end up in all of them. So be nice, you will meet all of these people again and again during your stay... Pub Austria is quiet, we stop there for a few games of pool and to check mail. Next on the route is Pub 15. I wasn't really impressed with this one, it didn't offer much in the way of charachter. On then to the Apre Ski, Salven Stadt. Great live music and a log game. The log game consisted of a hammer, a glass of three inch nails and a great big log. You tap the nail in a bit and then have to whack it all the way in with the blade of the hammer. The girls working here were fantastic and kept the WeiS Bier flowing. Then on to the night club in the shape of a giant barrel, Whisky Mule. Ouch, that one nearly killed us. The drink! At the end of the night 3:00, if you were still game the Buffalo is open until about 7:00 and has a Foosball table.
Women/locals Women were scarce enough on the ground but really if you don't find one or two you're just not making the effort :) They were really nice. The Austrian girls I meet seemed an awful lot friendlier when I spoke German to them than English though the conversation was somewhat limited. The package we booked came with the additional bonus of a girl for me :) OK, so I'm lazy, I kissed the rep. Really nice girl though. We didn't see much of her during the week... Oh well. Then there was a limpet but lets not get into that. We did meet a handful of English girls wearing "cheeky girls" tee shirts so the group was divided and conquered. It was a very well executed and unspoken plan culmulating in a reopening of Irish English negotiation. Smooth. The nicest I meet was Eve who works in the Salven Stadt. The highlight of that encounter was a snowboard run together on the last day and the ability to order a pint several feet from the bar. Pity that, I'd have liked to be somewhat more amorous :)
Drink/Food The food and drink were excellent. The beer cost €3 a pint (except Whicky Mule - €3.50 a half!). We ate out twice during the week in Giovanis and Dorf n'Stub. Gio's was REALLY cheap and the portions would have given Homer pause. (Incidently the Simpson's is funnier dubbed! "Ich habe doh!") The Dorf was a little more expensive but we had really succulent lumps of steak there. The medium-rare is quivalent to an Irish rare though...
Accomodation Interesting. It was quite close to the slopes and had great food (after the first night's disappointing morsel). We stayed in the Eggweirt Hotel. Each room was two sharing but there were only double beds. The mattress split but the bed didn't (very strange) so I took one off and slept on the floor. Clothes didn't dry in the room as there was no direct heat. It was warm enough but there was just no drying. The balconies were nice though :)
Equipment Bad, just bad. Well there again I think I was just unlucky. On the first day I was give ski boots and an Alpine Rider style speed board. These are narrow affairs which are designed to go really fast in one direction and are about as manouverable as shopping trolley roller skates. It was evil and pretty much caused most of my week's muscles pains. The next day I traded it in for a very nice flexible freestyle Oxygen board and soft boots, huge improvement. Then on the last day the board was taken out by some muppet and I had to settle for a lump of wood strapped to my ankles. Oh well. The worst thing about the whole affair was that during the week the locker room we kept our equipment in closed at 5:00. Now the lifts close at 4:30 so the general idea should be to go up as high as possible at 4:15 and take a long route home. Suffice it to say we had to bring the equipment back to the hotel a couple of times...
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Checklist if you go snowboarding
  • try and check venues and guides online first
  • long sleeve tee shirts (several), one should be all you need under the jacket
  • something to wear at night (combats, shoes, dry things)
  • sunscreen (small bottle to reapply after face falls :)
  • deep heat (for all your muscle pain, careful now, not an attractive smell :)
  • plastic bottle for water (most Apres only sell glass bottles!)
  • lip balm
  • usual holiday stuff (tootbrush, deoderant etc.)
  • long, thick socks, preferably snowboarder specific (extra padding)
  • very durable, water proof glooves
  • ski-mask
  • sunglasses (just not cool wearing the ski-mask outside the Apre Ski)
  • tight, wooly hat (must look cool)
  • water proof twin strap bag with sub compartments
  • snowboarding pants
  • snowboarding jacket
  • camera
  • cigarettes/lighter (NOT matches!)
  • ski map/ski lift pass
  • wallet, there are Apre Skis and resteraunts at points down long slopes
  • mantra, you need something to sing passed skiiers (mine is now Mudvayne's "I, I stand, not falling, not falling down")
  • What not to bring on the slope
  • woolly gloves or gloves that tear easily
  • jumper
  • single strap bags
  • anything not waterproof (books, jeans etc.)
  • walkman/cds etc.
  • scarf (euch!)
  • beard (you don't want go-faster tan lines on your face)
  • girlfriend
  • skis (heh, heh...)
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    i'm disgusted by my fingertips and what they've done .lobo