.lobo  perfect, pissed off, beautiful, i'm god

"pay no attention to that man behind the curtain" I offer you this page of random quotes and ideas that managed to struggle across my mind sheepishly looking both left and right and not actually get hit by a single JCB driving leering green thing with teeth. I give you this mixed bag of treasures as proof that crack doesn't just smoke itself (Thx Reckless John, may your elbows rest in peace). skip to the end of this page if you've eaten lunch recently Can anyone remember when the times were not hard, and money not scarce? Violence is a sword that has no handle -- you have to hold the blade. When in doubt, have a man come through the door with a gun in his hand. -- Raymond Chandler It's not reality or how you perceive things that's important -- it's what you're taking for it... Hundreds of people, all runnin' 'round. But there's no colour and there's no sound. We move in silence, looking down. Conceptual integrity in turn dictates that the design must proceed from one mind, or from a very small number of agreeing resonant minds. I have a dog; I named him Stay. So when I'd go to call him, I'd say, "Here, Stay, here..." but he got wise to that. Now when I call him he ignores me and just keeps on typing. stuck in the idea where intellects collide What garlic is to food, insanity is to art. When we walk to the edge of all the light we have and take a step into the darkness of the unknown we must believe that one of two things will happen: There will be something solid for us to stand on or we will be taught to fly. Stult's Report: Our problems are mostly behind us. What we have to do now is fight the solutions. We are each only one drop in a great ocean -- but some of the drops sparkle! "Found it," the Mouse replied rather crossly: "of course you know what 'it' means." "I know what 'it' means well enough, when I find a thing," said the Duck: "it's generally a frog or a worm. The question is, what did the archbishop find?" To the systems programmer, users and applications serve only to provide a test load. patent your fingerprints Unspoken, ever shifting preferences... I believe they refer to it as a design plan. your warthog is made of many minds sitting in a silent rage my diamond is rage, I've got diamonds in my eyes. I want to stab the world in the eye. I always wake up at the crack of ice. -- Joe E. Lewis wake the mile, walk the sleep The lottery is a tax on people who aren't good at maths so many eggs and not a basket in site <Marisha> so what do you work as? <lobo>I fight off mediocrity with complacency and apathy and move large objects with my mind Calling them marketing is like putting labels on empty bottles User is currently preoccupied with theries of existentialism Can't come to ICQ, me refresh rate is out of synch with my clock speed You have taken yourself too seriously. decoding byte arrays with overly complex bit structures Let me introduce you to a clump of white space. It's used to seperate long unrelated sentences. once I've secured my seat of power I will come back and destroy all of those pesky time travel devices When on a road trip with guys the decision as to when to make a pit stop is governed by the strongest bladder, not the weakest serrating my edges Contemplating meandering dilusions of a transient nature, myriad swift and loathing Repairing to somewhere more conducive to casual discourse to wax lyrical about the joys of bitwise operators Spitting transindential glossy colours at the frost of my discontent wickeding up some chickens I just came down with a bad case of opinions. Oh look my sanity, wait come back !! I have become what I beheld and content myself that I have done right two fingas like a playa Sedulously eschew obfuscatory hyperverbosity and prolixity I have a dog; I named him Stay. So when I'd go to call him, I'd say, "Here, Stay, here..." but he got wise to that. Now when I call him he ignores me and just keeps on typing. Classic icq stupidity <Katya> ;) So, u boy or girl? <Katya> U have photo? ;) <Katya> U online? I do not see... add in contact list please and continue dialogue <lobo> if a moron is gutted in the forest and there's noone around... will we ever care? all right, a drunk walks into a bar. A nun pounds on the bar and yells "I'm gonna give you oral pleasure like you wouldn't believe!" The drunk orders a tequila shot. The bartender says "We don't see many drunks in here." So the drunk thinks a minute and says "I bet a twenty I could hold this pencil between your ass cheeks and you'd laugh about it." <lobo> speaking of research, i need to go frighten things in the lab if I had a dollar for every brain that you don't have, I'd have one dollar. - Squidward to SpongeBob I got me a kick for every dog that begs for love and a bullet for every panda won't fuck to save its species All I want is more than my fair share. <Jane Face!> *L* parents miss ya? Whats it like to have parents? <lobo> beats being raised by the dots dancing in front of my eyes ... "I was walking down the street, something caught my eye... and dragged it fifteen feet." -- Emo Philips "No matter how she felt, no matter the situation, she always wore a smile. Just like a retard" -- G. Hollins, East Sussex "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats." -- H. L. Mencken I agree with what you say, but I will kill you if you say it again -- Caolan Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. -- Mark Twain <FaceDown8> if i wanted any lip from you i'd undo my zipper I beat the internet, the last guy was really hard <felix> eek <skrike> felix just screamed like a girl <felix> no, I said "eek" <skrike> girls say "eek" <skrike> YOU GIRL <oat`meal> guys say "oh SHIT, what the FUCK, BITCH" <TotAffen> On a scale from 1 to 10, I'm so drunk. * Mootar is away, watching porn [Pants:OFF] [Hands:ON] <Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado <Legend> When I think about you, I /ping myself. <jre> One time I went into a stupid donut shop to take a pee-pee. They had a sign that said: PLEASE "FLUSH TOILET" BEFORE LEAVING. Flush toilet was in parentheses. So I assumed it was code for something <jre> So I "pissed in the sink" <Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody? <Celestya> i dont think so <Mikkel> Wanna go camping? <TheVirus> i hate when im takin a whizz, and then im almost done, then i get those damned piss shakes. and my piss goes all over the damn place, then my cat comes in and licks it up. good cat =D <Hiryuu> When you pull the pin from Mr. Grenade, he is no longer your friend. <EPIK> hmm, wonder what this button does *** EPIK has left #gzhq <[atticus]> My parents think I'm nuts. I sit on my computer most evenings laughing at the monitor. :) <[atticus]> Then I turn it on and come here. :) <Reaver_Reload> theres over 500 retards at my college <Reaver_Reload> its like david vs goliath, except golaith is a retard <Folken> So you kill retards with rocks? <Reaver_Reload> Yes. <Reaver_Reload> Yes we do. "Violence accomplishes nothing." What a contemptible lie! Raw, naked violence has settled more issues throughout history than any other method ever employed. Perhaps the city fathers of Carthage could debate the issue, with Hitler and Alexander as judges? <leydar> Damnit woman, get behind the mule. I'll fix their wagon. <Gemmy> fingers having trouble hitting the right keys there leydar? lol <Gemmy> i'll get ON the mule, but i won't get behind it :P <leydar> That's not what the mule says <leydar> way he tells it... <Gemmy> lol <Gemmy> besides...i thought *I* was the wagon! :P <leydar> no his tails was a waggin' <Gemmy> purty lil tail it was too <leydar> Yeah but you keep tuggin' at it like that the mule might rear up and chomp down on those purdy lil figers of yours <Gemmy> isn't that the point? <G> <leydar> YOU're the point!! <leydar> I need a pint <Gemmy> lol <Gemmy> i'm drivin' him to drink already! yay! <leydar> you're driving? excellent... "believe me, if I started murdering people ... there'd be none of you left" -- Charles Manson

i'm disgusted by my fingertips and what they've done .lobo