Contacting Hannes

I can be reached by sending email to hannesATskynet.ie

Note: Perhaps you would like to send me mail regarding methods of becoming wealthy (whether at the expense of the Nigerian government or otherwise), of increasing or reducing the size of parts of my body, of obtaining cheap or free holidays, cable television services, pornography (whether involving chihuahuas or not), or even of reducing the amount of unwanted email I receive. This is most thoughtful, and I look forward to receiving your mail! However, you should be aware that I charge a standard fee of 200 euro per mail to compensate me for time spent processing mail in any of the categories listed above. By sending me such mail at the address above, you indicate that you have read and agree to these conditions.


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