It looked smaller than me. It was just instinct.

Foremost Poets - Beside Yourself

Don't say you haven't been warned!

If game trailers were sex this would be the kind you pass out after.

I'm afraid to install the demo of Eve Online though... The likes of that could swallow your life whole.

Lowbrow, but why not... Not art, but damned entertaining. Buying books that only take a few days to read is an expensive indulgence though. Discworld provided safe harbour after passing through the storm that was American Psycho. I found it much more to my liking than I did Thud when I read that last year. Perhaps a reappraisal is due. Keep 'em coming Mr Pratchett!

Abandon all hope ye who enter here.

I found this book so chilling I almost didn't finish it; and so fucked up at times I felt like I do when swallowing compulsively against a rising tide of nausea... Patrick Bateman being a psychopathic serial killer is one thing, it's that it's all so matter of fact and run of the mill that's really unsettling. So Fucked Up...

Morbid curiosity has me wondering what The Rules of Attraction must be like - I dimly recall seeing the film version of that once and finding it more disturbing than American Psycho.

It'll be a while before I want to read the likes again.

Sam: You're looking hale and hearty, little buddy.
Max: I'm a coffee achiever, Sam.

Welcome to ambitious dreams of creativity run wild, wrapped in a dull tedium of micro-management like a truffle smeared in shit... I almost hope Lionhead goes the way of Bullfrog for delivering this wretched turnip into my hands. But then maybe I was the fool to buy it. Perhaps if I play on, it reaches a point from which it all becomes purposeful and *gasp* fun. But is putting that tentative theory to the test worth the effort? Is it just another ten pound note I won't be seeing again?

PC Zone 95% - "Quite simply unmissable" ...Wankers