kakahi.org - monkey see monkey do

Makoto Nagano

gus — Tue, 23 Jan 2007 19:29:39 +0000

Tupper's Self-Referential Formula

gus — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 19:52:24 +0000

OMFG!

Cool or what?

I feel nerdy.....

Mr Gradgrind's Literal Answers to Rhetorical Questions

gus — Sat, 13 Jan 2007 20:23:24 +0000

Something I found quite refreshing...

As pilfered from big sis's bebo page. :¬p

Insect Lab

gus — Wed, 20 Dec 2006 17:35:46 +0000

Seriously, WTF... Very Cool. Very Crazy.

Insect Lab

The Worst Christmas Song In The World... EVAR!!!1!!

gus — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 00:14:46 +0000

Fucking hell, this is damned aweful. First came across it a week or two back, and turned it off as nausea started to mount...

O Holy Crap [The Sneeze]

Subsequently decided that there was more to be experienced, and armed with stoic perseverance and a steadier stomach, decided to give it another go. It was worth it. This performance is nothing short of a crime against music: truly fucking horribly grotesque; nails across a blackboard while stamping on polystyrene and chewing raw celery open-mouthed... Urgh!

Samsung K3

gus — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 18:18:04 +0000

Ms. Dewey

gus — Sat, 16 Dec 2006 21:57:30 +0000

Ask her filthy things... You know you want to.

Ms. Dewey

Random Robot-Head Microphone Madness!

gus — Sat, 16 Dec 2006 21:16:50 +0000

How to record so it sounds good through headphones.....

Ow

gus — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 23:45:22 +0000

The Perry Bible Fellowship

gus — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 00:31:53 +0000

Lochlan's dear goldfish went missing that noon
The duchess was summoned
To search the lagoon.

Tube Gossip

gus — Sun, 10 Dec 2006 16:28:51 +0000

Amy Winehouse. She's a sexy horse.

Gossip... What people were overheard saying on the London Underground.

Lasse Gjertsen - Amateur

gus — Mon, 04 Dec 2006 00:03:26 +0000

I love the internet for setting fantastic shit like this free.

Katamari Damacy

gus — Thu, 23 Nov 2006 21:49:45 +0000

It looked smaller than me. It was just instinct.

xkcd

Sony? WTF!

gus — Sat, 28 Oct 2006 19:19:18 +0100

Acid Trip Art

gus — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 21:27:51 +0100

These 9 drawings were done by an artist under the influence of LSD -- part of a test conducted by the US government during it's dalliance with psychotomimetic drugs in the late 1950's. The artist was given a dose of LSD 25 and free access to an activity box full of crayons and pencils. His subject is the medico that jabbed him.

start

Tune...

gus — Sun, 01 Oct 2006 21:20:22 +0100

Foremost Poets - Beside Yourself

Hello Pension Plan

gus — Sun, 01 Oct 2006 00:46:27 +0100

And all of a sudden, my quarter of probation has flown by and I almost feel a belonging... Even though my desk is perhaps a little close to that air-conditioner, and despite my keyboard repeatedly threatening me with RSI like no other keyboard ever has, I am entranced at being paid to use my head for a change and that is a novelty I hope will never wear off.

lolzores

gus — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 22:54:09 +0100

http://sexcausescancer.ytmnsfw.com/

Keep Them Doggies Rollin'

gus — Thu, 14 Sep 2006 23:44:31 +0100

http://monkeycowboys.ytmnd.com/

Home Taping Is Killing Music

gus — Sat, 09 Sep 2006 18:20:44 +0100

Don't say you haven't been warned!

Don't Copy That Floppy!

gus — Sun, 03 Sep 2006 15:32:46 +0100

Why I pirate Computer Games...

Eve Online Trailer

gus — Mon, 21 Aug 2006 21:13:22 +0100

If game trailers were sex this would be the kind you pass out after.

I'm afraid to install the demo of Eve Online though... The likes of that could swallow your life whole.

Mahatma Gandhi

gus — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 18:44:04 +0100

"What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty or democracy?"

Mahatma Gandhi
"Non-Violence in Peace and War"

Fried Chicken

gus — Tue, 15 Aug 2006 23:00:32 +0100

Hte inteerwebs is full of wondrous things... And here's yet another: Fried Chicken Gallery.

Filth

gus — Sat, 12 Aug 2006 20:48:26 +0100

I just wandered across the list of things the Royal Mail won't deliver, and filth is one of them...

If you were thinking of sending someone dear to you shit in the post, I'd advise sending a dead animal instead, although it appears you will have to comply with the rules pertaining to postage of perishable goods.

Things We Cannot Carry [RoyalMail.com]

Bell X1 - Just Like Mr Benn

gus — Mon, 07 Aug 2006 00:06:42 +0100

Put your sweet fingers
A little closer to the keyboard
It's hard to read between your lines
We were the clock hands at midnight
Now you're four whole hours behind
Put your sweet fingers a little closer to the keyboard
I can't quite see the whites of your eyes
Though you bat your eyelids from across the ocean
And I fall over in their breeze
I don't bring you spices from the East
I don't bring you the world's you crave
'Cos everyday you need a new one

Just like Mr Benn, just like Mr Benn

Put your sweet fingers a little closer to the keyboard
We pass light bits in the night
Though you send your flare to the horizon
I just stare and blink in your light
I don't speak in all your tongues
So I don't even know if I'll be welcome
But what if I appeared as if by magic?
Just like in Mr Benn

So go if you're going
You keep pouring when I say when
Come home when your
Work there is done
Just like Mr Benn

Put your sweet fingers
A little closer to the keyboard
It's hard to read between your lines
We were the clock hands at midnight
Now you're four whole hours behind

- Crosby/Geraghty/Noonan/Phillips

On occasional beautiful moments a song dances with your soul... I nearly cried.
Bell X1

Sam & Max

gus — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 18:59:31 +0100

Sam: You're looking hale and hearty, little buddy.
Max: I'm a coffee achiever, Sam.

The Movies

gus — Sat, 29 Jul 2006 17:06:42 +0100

Welcome to ambitious dreams of creativity run wild, wrapped in a dull tedium of micro-management like a truffle smeared in shit... I almost hope Lionhead goes the way of Bullfrog for delivering this wretched turnip into my hands. But then maybe I was the fool to buy it. Perhaps if I play on, it reaches a point from which it all becomes purposeful and *gasp* fun. But is putting that tentative theory to the test worth the effort? Is it just another ten pound note I won't be seeing again?

PC Zone 95% - "Quite simply unmissable" ...Wankers

Of course if I were to give the game its due I would say it was very impressive in scope and detail, and runs well on my decidedly average PC. Unfortunately I can't get past the fact it's simply too much work for too little reward.

But never mind, I've found a copy of Deus Ex I thought I'd lost...

Bjarne Stroustrup Figurines

gus — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 20:39:23 +0100

I discovered today that nobody sells Bjarne Stroustrup figurines anywhere on the known internet. While it's quite possible that somebody does have such inspirational wares for sale in the dragon-wastes untraversed by the doughty google, it seems unlikely...

If somebody was to sell Bjarne Stroustrup figurines I would surely buy one.

In the meantimes, here is where he teaches us the pronounciation of His name.

Millions of years of fucking evolution to invade my TFT... Fuck!!!

gus — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 20:22:18 +0100

My screen has been infested with small irritating insects since I moved to Cambridge. Now one of the wretched six-legged shits is crawling around between the TFT panel and the backlight panel.

There's a fucking insect inside my screen. To say I'm not pleased is a huge understatement...

I'm not relishing the thought of having to strip the screen down to clear the bastard out of it. I'll leave it alone and hope the fucker dies somewhere off-screen where I don't have to see it, ever.

Thrips [Wikipedia]