Having credit on tap means you can impulsively buy unnecessary things, or impulsively buy more expensive versions of what you had planned on... It's a beautiful thing.

I was only looking for something I could plug my headphones into so I could hammer away at my electric without collateral damage...

Memetic, Baby

More than 20 desperate students in Vietnam paid up to 50m dong (£1,700) to don elaborately wired wigs and shirts that allowed them to cheat in their college entrance exams, police said yesterday. During a weekend raid, Hanoi police confiscated 50 mobile phones, 60 earphones, 150 SIM cards, eight shirts and five wigs.

I sense a frivolous purchase on the horizon...

Software Wars

hehe

Should you ever happen to be the nurse who sits by the patient's head anaesthetising the mind with aimless conversation as the surgeon slices and dices the body, it's probably better you not glance over the surgery in progress and wince...

Ick, looking at accommodation on teh interwebs is teh stressing me out...

What the fuck is this reference taken bullshit about?