Movies

This part of the website simply contains our opnions on movies that we have seen in no particular order. They will be split up into sections, like movies that we liked and ones that we didn't, right upto movies that should never have been made. I know myself when I am sitting in the Cinema watching a really really bad movie that I can take solis in the fact that atleast I will enjoy Philip's rant about the movie afterwards. I am hoping that now we can share that relief with you guys.

Dave.

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Movies you just have to see!

Collateral
This was a great movie starring Tom Cruise and Jamie Foxx. It's about a cab driver who finds himself the hostage of an engaging contract killer as he makes his rounds from hit to hit during one night in LA. He must find a way to save both himself and one last victim.

I thought Tom Cruise did a great job as the "Bad Guy" in this movie, the storyline was good and different - which is rare these days and I like the fact that when Jamie Foxx came into the movie he didn't become a Ninja.

Dave.

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Movies we liked!

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
I liked this film, it wasn't fantastic, it was definitely a turn your brain off and just watch film but that's why I liked it. Starring Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow, Orlando Bloom as Will Turner and Keira Knightley as Elizabeth Swann.

It was action packed and full of fun and good humour. It's like 5:28am so I am going to bed and I will get back to putting more film reviews up on this website tomorrow evening....

Dave.

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Movies that sucked so much ass that we really have to recommend you give them a watch!

Plan 9 from outer space
This movie can't be given too much grief it was made in 1959. No the hell with it, I'm going to bag the hell out of this movie. It had a cast of 16 characters only about 4 of which had any real part. The story line was so crap and predictable and was full of plot holes. Is it day time or is it night time, I wish the writer could have made up his mind.

Anyway this movie is so so so bad I have to say it's worth trying to watch it to the end - If anyone makes it in one sitting please E-mail me and let me know.

Dave.

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Movies we didn't like at all!

The Hulk
The Hulk is a science-fiction film based on the classic superhero "The Incredible Hulk" starring Eric Bana and Jennifer Connelly. It's not that this was a bad movie, it was just I already knew the storyline (as I suspect do most of you) and the rest of the film was simply Computer-generated imagery (CGI). Ok I hear you say how the hell were they supposed to make the hulk without CGI but I don't care about that, it really isn't my concern. There was just way too much CGI in this movie for me to like it. Seriously real still looks better.

Dave.

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Movies you really should just not watch!

XXX and XXX: State of the Union
I'm not sure I can seperate these movies nor can I decide which one I think is worse that the other one. XXX is a very bad movie starring Vin Diesel. Everyting in this movie explodes I think there is 7 explosions in the first 10 minutes. There is even one point where a wooden cart filled with cocaine explodes, what the hell is with that about?

I know what you are wondering!! Well atleast I think I do. Why did I go and see XXX 2 if I hated the first movie so much? Well you see Vin Diesel wasn't in the second movie so I thought it might be a better movie but alas I was wrong. If anything it was worse!

Dave.