1. A MOUNTAIN BIKE
2. A HELMET.NO HELMET,NO RIDE.
3. COPIUS DRINKING SKILLS.
4. COPIUS ROUNDBUYING SKILLS
5. STUNNINGLY ATTRACTIVE SINGLE SISTER/COUSIN (OPTIONAL)
6. STUNNINGLY HANDSOME SINGLE BROTHER/COUSIN (THIS ONE IS FOR THE LADIES)
7. AN UNNATURAL DISLIKE OF PEOPLE WHO CONSTANTLY QUOTE THEIR AVERAGE SPEED,HEIGHT JUMPED,ETC..ETC...USUALLY ENDING UP THEIR SENTENCES WITH WHAT COLOUR THEIR NEW CARDY AUNTIE ETHEL BOUGHT THEM.
8. THEY MUST NOT OWN A TOOLBOX CONTAINING ONLY 12 ASSORTED TYPES OF LUMPHAMMERS.
9. THE UNCANNY ABILITY TO LAUGH TILL THEY PUKE OR TILL FOODSTUFFS COMES DRIBBLING FROM THEIR NOSE AND EARS.
10. A FAIRLY HIGH QCA IN CRASHING SKILLS.
11. A HIGH TOLERANCE TO SLAGGING,BEING LAUGHED AT AND GENERALLY HAVING THE PISS TAKEN OUT OF THEM.
12. A MAJOR DISLIKE OF MIDDLE OF THE ROAD MUSIC, E.G. MICHEAL BOLTON,ELTON JOHN, FOREIGNER, ETC..ETC.
13. AN UNNATURAL LIKING OF NEW BIKE KIT,SHINY CRANKS AND STUFF.
14. AN ABILITY TO GET DOWN WITH THEIR BADSELVES WHILE PISSED IN PUBLIC.