The Swordfish of Sarcasm

The Starfish of Open Heart Surgery

The Sponge of Necrophilia

The Blowfish of Trepidation

The Prawn of Power

The Roach of Reason

The Trout of Treason

The Mullet of Mysticism

The Guppy of Bungled Advances

The Spermwhale of Stupidness

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