There is a new virus going around, called "work."
If you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether via email, internet
or
simply handed to you by a colleague...DO NOT OPEN IT.
Work has been circulating around our building for months and those who
have been tempted to open "work" or even look at "work" have found
that their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function
properly.
If you do encounter "work" via email or are faced with any "work" at
all,
then to purge the virus, send an email to your boss with the words
"I've had enough of your crap...I'm off to the pub."
The "work" should automatically be forgotten by your brain.
If you receive "work" in paper-document form, simply lift the document
and drag the "work" to your garbage can.
Put on your coat and skip to the nearest bar with two friends and order
three pints of beer. After repeating this action 14 times, you will
find that
"work" will no longer be of any relevance to you and that "Scooby Doo"
was the greatest cartoon ever.
Send this message to everyone in your address book. If you do NOT have
anyone in your address book, then I'm afraid the "work" virus has already
corrupted your life