Q: Where can I find the man of my dreams ?
A: This is a difficult question, since every virgin probably has a
different ideal of what their own personal Prince Charming should act and
look like. However, when it comes to finding Mr Right, I can give you a
good suggestion on
where to start - and that's in a bar. That's right, go to a bar...
preferably the kind that smells of stale beer and lots of men
crowded around watching a sports event on television. Pick a man that
looks interesting - it's best to stay away from
the shallow "pretty boys" in designer clothes with bulging muscles.
Instead, I recommend you pick somebody a little
older and wiser, possibly reassuring pot belly. Boldly approach him,
offer to buy him a few beers, then invite him back to
your place. He'll advise you from there.
Q: How do I know if I found Mr Right ?
A: Unfortunately, there's no sure way to tell. Therefore, I suggest
you try out many different kinds of men and many
different kinds of bars.
Q: Do men like aggresive virgins?
A: Definitely. Although they don't admit it, men are often shy - so
it's up to you to be bold. In addition to bars, don't be
afraid to approach men on street corners, in restaurants, even in restrooms.
Break the ice with simple "hello", followed by
an offer to buy them dinner, drinks - even an expensive gift. Then
invite them to back to your place.
Q: What if a man's married ?
A: Go for it. This is a great opportunity to enjoy the valuable experience
a married man possesses, without being tied
down by any sort of commitment.
Q: But what if I fall in love with a married man ?
A: This is a tough one, especially if you're a woman and find yourself
pregnant. Ask him how he feels about his wife and
family. If he says his wife doesn't understand him and he's thinking
of leaving her, believe him and continue your relationship, secure in the
knowledge that he'll soon make good his promise. Married men rarely lie
about such important matters.
Q: How do I know if I'm ready for sex ?
A: Ask your boyfriend. He'll know when the time is right. When it comes
to love and sex, experienced men are much more responsible, since they're
not confused emotionally as virgins. It's a proven fact.
Q: Should I have sex on the first date ?
A: YES. Before if possible.
Q: What exactly happens during the act of sex ?
A: Again, this is entirely up to the man. The important thing to remember
is that you must do whatever he tells you
without question. Sometimes, however, he may ask you to do certain
things that may at first seem strange to you. Do
them anyway.
Q: How long should the sex act last ?
A: This is a natural and normal part of nature, so don't feel ashamed
or embarrassed. After your man has finished making
love, he'll have a natural desire to leave you suddenly, and go out
with his friends to play golf. Or perhaps another
activity, such as going out with his friends to the bar for the purpose
of consuming large amounts of alcohol and sharing
a few personal thoughts with his buddies. Don't feel left out - while
he's gone you can busy yourself by doing his
laundry, cleaning his apartment, or perhaps even going out to buy him
an expensive gift. He'll come back when he's
ready.
Q: What is "afterplay" ?
A: After a man has finished making love, he needs to replenish his
manly energy. "Afterplay" is simply a list of important
activities for you to do after the lovemaking. This includes lighting
his cigarette, making him a sandwich or pizza,
bringing him a few beers, or leaving him alone to sleep while you go
out and buy him an expensive gift.
Q: Does the size of the penis matter ?
A: Yes. Although many virgins believe that quality, not quantity, is
important, studies show this is simply not true. The
average erect male penis measures about six centimeters. Anything longer
than that is extremely rare and, if by some
chance your lover's sexual organ is seven centimeters or over, you
should go down on your knees and thank your lucky
stars and do everything possible to please him, such as doing his laundry,
cleaning his apartment and buying him an
expensive gift.
Q: What about the orgasm ?
A: What about it ? There's no such thing. It's a myth.
Q: Are you sure ?
A: Will you stop asking so many questions ? Do you distrust experienced
men or something? Instead, prove how much
you care for your boyfriend by going out and buying him an expensive
gift.