An Oldie but a goodie...
A young boy went up to his father and asked, "what is the difference
between potentially and realistically?" The father pondered for a
while, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert
Redford for a million dollars. Also, ask your sister if she would sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you have
learned."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would
you sleep with Robert
Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied "Of course I would.
I
wouldn't pass up an opportunity like that." The boy then went to his
sister
and said. "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The
girl
replied. "Oh gosh!! I would just love to do that! I would be nuts to
pass
up that opportunity!!".
The boy then thought about it for two or three days
and went back to
his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
potential and realistic?" The boy replied, "Yes, potentially we're
sitting
on two million dollars, but realistically we're living with two sluts."
The father replied, "That's my boy!"