"Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks.
"Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and
as a result its language is a touch fruity"
"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad
minded and it'll be a laughhaving a profane parrot".
So saying, she buys the parrot, and takes him home. Once safely in his new home,
the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman "Fuck me, a fucking new brothel and
a fucking new madam".
"I'm not a madam and this isn't a brothel" says the woman indignantly, but she sees
the funny side and let's it drop. A little later the woman's
two teenage daughters arrive home.
"A new brothel, new madam, and now new fucking whores" says
the parrot when he sees the
daughters.
"Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not whores" complain
the girls, but they
all see the funny side and have at laugh at their filthy new pet.
A short while later, the woman's husband comes home.
"Well fuck me, a new brothel, a new madam, new fucking whores, but the same old clients.
How ya doin', Dave?" says the parrot.