Profane Parrot

A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot.
The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.
"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, I'm sure you'll agree,
and it's an absolute steal at only £20".

"Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks.

"Well", replies the assistant,  "it used to live in a brothel and
as a result its language is a touch fruity"

"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad
minded and it'll be a laughhaving a profane parrot".

So saying, she buys  the parrot, and takes him home. Once safely in his new home,
the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman "Fuck me, a fucking new brothel and
a fucking new madam".

"I'm not a madam and this isn't a brothel" says the  woman indignantly, but she sees
the funny side and let's it drop. A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.

"A new brothel, new madam, and now new fucking whores" says the parrot when he sees the
daughters.
"Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not whores" complain the girls, but they
all see the funny side and have at laugh at their filthy new pet.

A short while later, the woman's husband comes home.

"Well fuck me, a new brothel, a new madam, new fucking whores, but the same old clients.
How ya doin', Dave?" says the parrot.

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