Attn: IRS
Enclosed is my 1998 tax return & payment. Please take note of the
attached
article from USA Today newspaper. In the article, you will see that
the
Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for
a
toilet seat.
Please find enclosed four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers
(value
$1029). This brings my total payment to $3429.00. Please note the
overpayment of $22.00 and apply it to the "Presidential Election Fund,"
as
noted on my return. Might I suggest you the send the above mentioned
fund a
1.5 inch screw." (See attached article...HUD paid $22.00 for a 1.5
inch
phillips head screw.)
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward
to
paying it again next year.
Sincerely,
A satisfied taxpayer