We at BMW feel that members of our DAEWOO UK operation could
benefit from knowing certain auto terminology used by your German
counterparts. This should avoid embarrassment at our inter-departmental
meetings.
Therefore before the next technical meeting please make the effort to
read and inwardly digest the following :
INDICATORS--------------Die Blinkenleiten Tickentocken
SPEEDOMETER-------------Der Egobooster
PUNCTURE----------------Die Phlatte mit Bludyfucken
LEARNER-----------------Die Twaten mit Elplatt
ESTATE CAR--------------Die Bagsromm fur Shagginkinauto
WINDSCREEN WIPER--------Die Fippenflappenschittenspredden
FOOTBRAKE---------------Der Edbangenonvindskreen stoppenquik
BREATHALYSER------------Die Puffintem fur Pistenarsen
SEATBELT----------------Der Klunkenklicken Frauleintrapper
HEADLIGHTS--------------Das Dippendontdazzle ubastud
FOG WARNING-------------Die Puttenfutdownen Fukit
HIGHWAY CODE------------Der Wipen fur Arsen
TYRES-------------------Die Phlattfarts
TRAFFIC JAM-------------Der Bluddinfukkin damnundblasten
BACKFIRE----------------Der Lowdenbangen mekkenme Fuckenjumpen
JUGGERNAUT--------------Der Fukkengret trucken
ACCIDENT----------------Der Bleedinmess
NEAR ACCIDENT-----------Der Fucken neer schittenselfen
CYCLIST-----------------Der Pedalpushen pilloken
REAR VIEW MIRROR--------Der Yokhunter TooKlosen