Dilbert's Theorem on Salary states:
Engineers, Teachers, Programmers and Scientists can never earn as much salary as business executives and sales people.

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following three postulates:
 
 Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge=Power)
 Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time=Money)
 Postulate 3 (as every Physics student knows): Power = Work/Time
 
 It therefore follows: Knowledge = Work / Time
 and since Time = Money,
 we have: Knowledge = Work / Money
 
Solving for Money, we get:  Money = Work / Knowledge
 
 Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.
 
 Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make
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