An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent
25 years of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke
into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in
the bedroom. He tied the man to a chair on one side of the room
and his wife on the bed on the other side of the room.
He got on the bed and it appeared to the husband that he may have
been kissing her neck. Suddenly he got up and left the room.
As soon as he had a chance, the husband made his way across the
room with the chair in tow,and turned to his pretty young wife, bound
up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown.
He whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw
him kissing on your neck and then he left in a hurry.
Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with
you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Whatever you do
don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives depend on it!"
"Dear", the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you
feel
that way. You're right, he hasn't seen a woman in years. He wasn't
kissing my neck ... he was whispering in my ear.
He told me he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the
vaseline in the bathroom".