Blondes

Two blondes were walking down the street.
One of the blondes noticed a compact laying on the ground.
She picks it up, looks into the mirror, and says to the other blonde, "wow,
this person really looks familiar".
The other blonde takes the compact, looks into it and says, "you dumb f*ck,
that's me.
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HE BUYS ME FLOWERS Two friends, a blonde and a brunette, are walking down the street and
pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend
buying flowers. She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying
me flowers again...for no reason."
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers?"
The brunette says, "Oh sure... but he always has expectations after
buying me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days
on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says, ....."Don't you have a vase?"
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