Issue 3
Friday - 11 Sept 2002

Dear Sir,

Upon a once a time, I noted the lack of musical matters in your noted publication. Perhaps you have become completley ignorant of the enormous talents, currently resounding around the PR offices of large multinational companies which have cornered the massive under-10s market? Amend! Amend! Amend! Or you wish The Fallon Times to become dufunked?

Yours multiconglomeratly,

- Michael McHugh

Well, Mike, this publication thinks itself to cover a wide range of topics from all walks of life and it is indeed one of these mysterious anomylies that music should be excluded from The Fallon Times. Unfortunatly, staff limitations have crippled the expansion of topics discussed by the paper. Perhaps if a regular columnist were to apply for the position of Arts-Editor? The position is now open. Send your CVs to krinpit /at/ eircom.net

Dear Sir,

I currently have a shopping crisis. Ever since Tesco and Aldi opened up in Castlebar, I have to choose between Tesco, Aldi and Dunnes Stores. I find it very difficult as there are a lot of factors to consider. I mean Aldi is very cheap, but the quality is suspect. Dunnes is pretty good on quality and Tesco has pretty much everything under one roof, but with slightly higher prices. This is really getting to me and it's taking over my life - I need someone to decide for me.

Your's undecidedly,

- Cichael Moe Jalvey

Cichael, I appreciate the delicacy of this situation. On one hand choice, value and quality are all very important to you and on the other you want to be loyal to one shop. I think you should shop in all 3 shops. That way you'll have 3 times as much stuff as you need, but at least you'll be able to sleep at night.

Please send your letters and other correspondance to me at krinpit /@/ eircom.net