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Dear Sir,
I think I have a drink problem. Everynight I go out, I can't get drunk. No matter
what I drink or how much of it I drink, I'm as sober as the preverbial Judge. I've
tried everything, Pints, Tequila, Pints & Tequila, Sambucca, Petrol - the lot. I
regularly spend up to €20 on a night out. Please help!
John G in Ennis
John, the solution is simple - simply increase you're spenditure on alcohol and
subsequently your alcohol intake. Let me know how you get on and we
might go on a session.
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Dear Sir,
I am having problems with my image. My clothes are terrible and
I can never get into night-clubs with these shoes. I really need to
do something with my hair. All my friends laugh at me and I can't
get girls. I'm desperate.
-Smelly in Dublin
Smelly, this is an awful state of affairs. Fortunatley, I have
the solution. Just contact Caul Postelloe in Kinvarra. Once you're
suited up in some items from the Caul Postelloe collection, you'll feel
a million dollars.
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